The Fashion-Forward, Gun-Slinging, Cat-Whispering, Dog’s Best Friend Who May or May Not Secretly Be Britney Spears John is what happens when you mix high fashion, firepower, and an unreasonable amount of love for furry creatures. One minute, he’s rocking an outfit so ahead of its time that society might need a few years to catch up. The next, he’s deep in conversation with his dog Barbara, probably convincing it to overthrow the government. Dogs worship him, bullets fear him, and somewhere, Britney Spears probably feels a mysterious connection to him. Is he a man? Is he a legend? Is he just a very well-dressed enigma? The world may never know.